“Shut your mouth, pussycat, and Fammi un macchiato.”

You guys ever troll the internet looking for things to occupy yourself with (obviously in the attempt to avoid doing actual work) and happen upon an absolute gem of a video that you’d completely forgotten you’d seen 2 or 3 years ago?

If you don’t enjoy the following, you probably shouldn’t ever come to Italy because sadly this is about as good as it gets entertainment-wise for folks around here.  Also, very handy in practicing your Italian for those times where you want your woman to shut up and make you a macchiato, or just prance about twirling your moustache and cackling to yourself.