I’m gonna be completely honest here–about 99% of the things that have happened to me in Munich, I have been slightly or completely intoxicated, and so my memories of the city are a bit fuzzy to say the least. In my defense, I’ve only been to Munich during the “fests”: Oktoberfest, Springfest, and Strongbeer Fest, in which copious amounts of beer being consumed is kind of a mandatory activity.